I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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