he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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