the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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