Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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