he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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