Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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