Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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