What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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