haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
