So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
