I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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