Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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