DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Let's get the cat blown out
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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