So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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