Will you blow on my dice?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Michael Bay diarrhea
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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