i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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