There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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