Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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