Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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