ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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