I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I believe in your delicious
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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