whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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