I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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