whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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