David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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