How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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