you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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