We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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