Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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