so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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