Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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