He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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