Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
