playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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