non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
