Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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