went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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