Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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