guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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