Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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