Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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