we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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