After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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