Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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