check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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