it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Text me some of your sweat
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