Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
