then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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