i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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