i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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