do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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